Golf Quotes
Nothing increases your golf score more than witnesses.
-- Anon
In golf I'm one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush.
--Gerry Cheevers
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
--Tommy Bolt
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
--G. K. Chesterton
I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
--Gerald Ford
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
--Chuck Hogan
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
--Jack Lemmon
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
--Will Rogers
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
--Mark Twain
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