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I was in a high speed chase today and ran out of gas.
-– Carl Winslow, Family Matters
Voice mail, I don't even know what that is. How do you mail a voice?
-- Karen Walker, Will and Grace (I'm not sure if this is the exact quote, I'm still looking to
confirm it.)
AS THE YEARS GO BY YOU WILL
GET OLDER, BUT IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE
TO GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!! --Peter Pan
Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of
talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts
the most.
--Sandra Bullock Hope Floats
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ms. Lippy, the part of the story I don't like is that
the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters
up or anything. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That boy's
gotta think. You've got a pet, you've got a responsibility. If your dog is
lost, you don't look for an hour and call it quits. You get your ass out there
and find that f*ckin dog!
--Billy Madison
Peter: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save
space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like 98 instead of 1998?
Uh... so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't
really matter. I uh... I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm
gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter: Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter: You know... I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think
I'm gonna do that, either.
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
--Willy Wonka
No, no, don't speak--for some moments in life there are no words.
--Willy Wonka
I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the
test we take each Friday, on what we learned during the week, will now take
place on Monday, before we've learned it. But, since today is Tuesday,
it doesn't matter in the slightest.
--Mr Turkentine
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