Gretchen: Boys are weird
Spinelli: Can’t Live with them, Can’t grind them into chalk dust
Gretchen: Actually you can
The kids on the third street school playground: Vince and prickly sitting in a tree,
p-u-t-t-i-n-g. first comes par, then comes bogey then comes vince dressed like an old
fogey
Vince: Mikey, you can't walk around dressed like a car all day. Mikey: I know, there
isn't enough trunk space.
TJ: Hey lets go play on 'Old Rusty' Vince; yeah, last one there is a rotten egg soaked in
hot sauce that someone spit on
Gus: 38 schools since kindegarten! he broke my record, my only record.
Gretchen : "Classic barrel pants- worn at one time or another by all of our favorite cartoon
characters."
TJ: "No! We've come too far and made too many pants to give up now, Mikey."
TJ: Ah Gretchen you know that the bell rang awhile ago.
Spinelli: It means you can leave
Spinelli: Or you could just forget about math like us normal kids do.
Hank the Janitor: Sometimes teachers leave these problems on the board and I solve them for
fun. Spinelli: You mean fun like in fun.
Gus: I hate midday naps, I’m not going to get to sleep until 9!
Gretchen: In the equation of happiness there is only one choice, follow your heart.
Randall- I did it, I did it! I hate 10 puddings! I did it, I did it. I'm the Pudding
King!!... I think I'm going to be sick!
Mikey: "It is far better to have a friend who is a loser than to lose a friend."
Mikey: Whenever I'm scared I think about chocolate and my fears just melt away.
Mikey: I don't like to think of it as a mistake, but a lesson.
Gus on chocolate milk: Whoever thought of putting candy in milk was a genius.
Gretchen on why TJ shouldn't see the new Senor Fusion movie- "Don't do it TJ, it could lead to
other things, like skipping in college"
Spinelli: Duh
Gretchen: Did I just get duhed?
Vince’s lucky marble is lost in the sewage drain, and the kids try to get it out. Mikey is
going to suck it out with a straw.
Mikey: I think I swallowed it.
Gus: Nope it’s still down there.
Mikey: I need to go to the nurse.
Gus on why people don’t like him: And me a tad too dorky.
Mikey: Nothing says friends forever like a fresh baked brownie.
